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Encyclopedia Bratanica, complete set. Mint condition, barely been used. No longer needed, wife knows everything.
 
wife knows everything

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I do not have a wife..... :cry: wait.......

I do not have a wife..... :D lol

actually I can't wait to start a family someday....
With my sister having a baby, she's pressuring me for cousins, I try to tell her, I have to meet someone first!! Oh well....
 
you know the difference between a girlfriend and a wife.....


you might actually get laid once in a while with a girlfriend :D
 
well..my only comment here is.........no matter what your girlfriend tells you...no matter what relationship you have with your girlfriend.............when you say "I DO"...it all changes :lol:

On a side note.....my wife is as amourous as she ever was... :wink:

I got a good one!
 
A man marries a woman expecting that she will not change. . .

A woman maries a man expecting that she can change him. . .
 
V-Man said:
A man marries a woman expecting that she will not change. . .

A woman maries a man expecting that she can change him. . .

And then after she changes him, she leaves him because he is "not the man she married". :wink: