The God of The Axe Has Lowered His Blade. . . .

Hmmmmmmmmm, . . .

Bang, bang Maxwell's silver hammer?? :dunno:

Would you believe . . .

Axe me in the morning because you're drowning out the TV???

:dunno: :flush:

Well, no matter what you believe, I do believe that our own Axegod75 has laid a very generous gift on me.

Let's see, I make people laugh, they send me cigars. Hmmmm, maybe I could take this show on the road. That's it, The Antique and His Cigar Smoking Road Show!!! :roll:

Well, I really must prepare to return fire. Hmmmmmm, maybe a couple Strawberry Phillies Blunts, and oh yes, can't forget a Swisher Sweets premium. :cryinlaugh: :cryinlaugh:

Well, what The God of The Axe sent me was four very, very nice looking CAO Maduro Churchills, along with a . . .

mg: mg: :flush:

St. Luis Rey, Habana robusto.

Hmmmmmmmmmm, NOW we're really getting somewhere here. Better call Scotland Yard. Hurro?? How much you guys gettin' for that special 23 year old Macallan these days? Oh really? Yes, I know O'Reilly, well, not personally, but no, just one bottle for me, Bill doesn't drink. Okay, send over Agent 534 with the bottle, and I'll get out a check to you next week.

Now, Axegod75 CLAIMS that these cigars are all from 2003, which means they should be good for me to smoke now. But, I know about these guys and their nefarious plots against me. I'll bet Axegod75 is really the infamous Agent Upside Down Cake, who once handed me a Leon Jimenes torpedo in a bar. After I ended up in the hospital, it was revealed that it was in fact a fresh Bolivar Belicoso Fino rebanded, fresh out of the factory. mg:

Hmmmmmm, and even if they ARE from 2003, suppose they were aged in cellophane? In that case, they wouldn't really be two years old, they'd barely have any age on them at all.

Hmmmmmmmmm, this will require some thought. Better call somebody, we all know I'm not capable of thought. Hmmmmmmm, better look around for some "nice" cigars to send back to him. This man is a god with an axe. That means he won't be fooled easily, he has a sharp wit, a steady hand and steely nerves. And a wooden handle. :rotflmao:

In the meantime, I've got five brand new cigars for football season, and one of them's a . . .

mg: mg: mg:

Reel Kyoobin Cigahhhhhh.

Thanks, buddy. Give me some time, and I promise you won't be disappointed.

Hey, anyone know where to get Swisher Sweets at a discount, I've got a package to make up and I can't spend too much. :cryinlaugh:

Wow, if that's true, then stop on by. I have to leave for work at 2120 hours, but I'll be around during the day. Send me a PM or e-mail. Bring some doggies, too. :mrgreen:

Too bad you can't bring the doggies to Arizona.

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :cryinlaugh: :rotflmao:

I think I'm going to smoke that St. Luis Rey when Sir Chadwicke of Penningtonshire, Lord of The Hanging Curve, leads my Jets out for the 2005 season. That way at least I'll be able to say the cigar was good, because the game definitely won't be.

Can you say 0-16??? :dunno: :bolt:

A lot of times I'm just posting from home, not necessarily working. Before I lost my regular hours, I was a word processing temp for a great metropolitan law firm, fighting a never ending battle for commas, inter alias, and The American Way. :mrgreen:

I also work out of my home doing similar work for attorneys with small private practices, and individuals who need various kinds of word processing and simple desk top publishing needs. There are times during the week when I will also work for some of the same clients in their offices or homes. Recently, the firm I have been a regular at for nearly nine years has begun to use me again, after slashing all the regular temps in early year budget cuts. I still don't know if this will be a regular thing again, but I'm both needful and thankful for any hours I can get anywhere at this point.