Cowboy Boots Part II (pg)

A certain well known member of the jet setting class was in Texas for a little fun. She had it on good advisement that one could tell certain things about a mans endowment by the size of the cowboy boots he wore. Thus she was excited to be in this small West Texas town and pulled up to the roughest bar she could find. Soon her gaze was locked on an old cowboy wearing what had to be the largest boots she had ever seen. She soon realized that he was flat broke and she kept the cold beer coming until she thought the time was right and she offered the cowboy $100 to go back to her motel room for a night of play. Well, the night was a complete disaster in the romance department and she made sure the old cowboy was aware of her feelings to the point that the cowboy was afraid she would ask for her $100 back so he meekly offered it up when to his surprise she told him to keep it and gave him another $100 and said: For heavens sake go buy yourself a pair of boots that fit!!