Good story

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Armpit of the world....Al Asad, Iraq
"In ancient times, when the land was barren and people were starving, the Great Spirit sent forth a woman to save humanity. As she traveled over world, everywhere her right hand touched the soil, there grew potatoes. Everywhere her left hand touched the soil, there grew corn. And when the world was rich and fertile, she sat down and rested. When she arose, there grew tobacco..."
-Amerindian myth-


Happy Holidays!
 
It didn't grow from her butt. Think about it... when you arise from the porcelain seat, what do you leave behind? :shock:
 
I'm just saying her poop made for an excellent fertilizer for the tobacco! :lol:
 
I nominate this for favorite thread!
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Only a few posts so far, but a smile everytime.
 
Bobberrific said:
Perhaps it is deeper than that? Maybe because she rested, cigars were meant for rest and relaxation. Oh it's just college-boy talkin here. :lol:

Snap out of it son, get your mind in the gutter. :throwrock:
 
I can't believe I missed this thread - way too funny.

I have learned the phrase "dog rocket" from this thread but this one is a little more bizarre.