The time is right for the green cigars. I searched in the bottom of my cool-a-dor and found 5 Astral Green Churchills. I am ready for St Patricks Day.
I smoked a Cuba Aliados Candela Churchill on the way to work this morning. Nicely constructed stick, good burn, lots of smoke. Mild but had some good flavor to it. First candela I've had.
Every Saint Patty's day I make a point of not wearing green. Most of my friends have learned not to try to take advantage of this situation, because over the years I've responded to the "You're not wearing green!" assertion with the retort, "Parts of my undershorts are green. Wanna see?" Nobody has ever pursued the matter further.
Of course, I also wander up to people on Ash Wednesday who bear the ash on their foreheads, and, while reaching toward them, say, "Hey, you got a smudge or sometin on your forehead. Hold still." They cringe, move away, hiss and look at me like I'm stupid or insane. One guy I've done this to every year for ten years, and he STILL hasn't caught on.
Fun is where you find it.
But now I can do it while smoking a cigar! This practically doubles the fun.
Of course, I also wander up to people on Ash Wednesday who bear the ash on their foreheads, and, while reaching toward them, say, "Hey, you got a smudge or sometin on your forehead. Hold still." They cringe, move away, hiss and look at me like I'm stupid or insane. One guy I've done this to every year for ten years, and he STILL hasn't caught on.
Fun is where you find it.
But now I can do it while smoking a cigar! This practically doubles the fun.
Today I am sporting a some cohibas and some davidoff milleniums. I forget to get my candela thisyear 
BigTom actually has a great idea, but I think I'm fresh out of candelas. Another reason to go rummaging through the humidors.
"DESK TOP I, STEP FORWARD, STATE YOUR NAME, RANK, SERIAL NUMBER, AND FLIP YOUR LID!!! TENNNNNNCH, HUT!!!"
"SIR, YES, SIR, NO CANDELAS TO REPORT, SIR!!"
"Carry on.
DESK TOP II, . . ."
"DESK TOP I, STEP FORWARD, STATE YOUR NAME, RANK, SERIAL NUMBER, AND FLIP YOUR LID!!! TENNNNNNCH, HUT!!!"
"SIR, YES, SIR, NO CANDELAS TO REPORT, SIR!!"
"Carry on.
DESK TOP II, . . ."
Maybe it's time to bust out the Filipe Gregorio Tres Capas I've been saving. One of the wrappers is a candela...
Ah yes, mmm. I decided to stay home tonight since I just got back from being out to sea and wanted some down time. So I'm going to drink copious amounts of Guinness and Warsteiner and having a delicious pizza. Just kickin it. 8)
Thompson's sells a greenish cigar called the Iguana. I bought a few a year ago from a friend and . . . well . . .
. . . they kinda tasted like an iguana. I gave the rest of them back to my friend.
-D
. . . they kinda tasted like an iguana. I gave the rest of them back to my friend.
-D
Doc-T said:
I thought if you licked it it makes you screwed up......no that's a frog,,,CRAP back to the pet store
Barcochris said:
Actually, digging into my vast well of Simpsons knowledge, I believe it is toads.
IIRC:
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