Stupid things people say -

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Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of
his old fridge, he puts it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying:
"Free to good home. You want it, you take it".
For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking
twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of
this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read:
"Fridge for sale $50". The next day someone stole it.

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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate
agent which direction was North because, he explained, he didn't want the
sun waking him up every morning.
She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?"
When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, (and has
for sometime), she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep
up with that stuff". . . . . . .

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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center.
One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call
center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a
day,7 days a week."
He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time? "Wanting to
end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" . . . . . . .
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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria,
when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the
sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a
convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car
was moving". . . . . . . .

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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car It's designed to
cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk .

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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the
cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The
cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20%
discount . . . . .

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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a
nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the
chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's
nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head
is turned. . . . . . . . .

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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I
went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags
never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she
was a trained professional and I was in good hands.
"Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet? ". . . . . . . .

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While working at a Pizza Parlor I observed a man ordering a
small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he
would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He though about it for some time
before responding "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry
enough to eat 6 . . . . . . . . . .
 
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i've actually used that fridge for sale idea to get rid of stuff. works every time lmao :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
I went to Spain with my sister for another sister's wedding. I knew it was going to be an adventure when we landed at Madrid. We had to change planes to Iberian Airlines. I went to the Iberian counter to get my boarding pass while my sister went to smoke a cigarette. I got my pass with only minor difficulties. After I got my pass, I smoked while she went to get her boarding pass. I could see she was having some difficulties with the agent. She finally concluded her business and came back over to me. The first words out of her mouth (as she shook her head with an confused look), "Why does everyone here speak a foreign language?" After I overcame my shock, I explained that it might be because we were in a foreign country :roll:
 
How bout something of general stupidity...I was on an airplane to Hilton Head about 6 years ago and sat in an emergency row. On the back of the seat, it said, and I quote: "If you do not read, speak, or understand English, please contact the flight attendant." :duh: :duh:
 
Actually the luggage one is asked for a reason. If a person flies standby, their luggage is taken on the first available plane. I flew to to visit my sister using a family member's employee tickets which were for standby. I had to get my luggage out of a locked room because I had tried to go one day but but didn't get a flight until the next day. My luggage was luckier than I was.

The comedian Kevin James has a whole skit on stupid airport questions like, "Do you knows what's in your luggage?". His answer was "No, I tied a sock around my eyes and pasked with my feet. I'm guessing hot dogs and gunpowder." :lol:
 
V-Man said:
The first words out of her mouth (as she shook her head with an confused look), "Why does everyone here speak a foreign language?"
You admit being related to this person?

I'll have to dig up a old list of computer user excuses.
 
Used to be a body-piercing / tattoo place in Houston with this sign on the window: Ears pierced while you wait.

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True Story - I'm returning something at Wal Mart.
The lady behind the Help desk counter is listening to every word I say
then points to a button she is wearing -
It says: "Sorry I cant speak" :shock:
Look I am all for hiring handy capable people,
but behind a HELP DESK! :roll:
 
Need a couple of these CC!! That is priceless though

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