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Old 07-24-2006, 07:32 AM   #1
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Bring Out Your Dead

Originally Posted by Monty Pyton and the Holy Grail
Man: Here's one-
Cart-master: Ninepence.
Old Man: (feebly) I'm not dead!
Cart-master: (suprised) What?
Man: Nothing! Here's your ninepence....
Old Man: I'm not dead!
Cart-master: 'Ere! 'E says 'e's not dead!
Man: Yes he is.
Old Man: I'm not!
Cart-master: 'E isn't?
Man: Well... he will be soon-- he's very ill...
Old Man: I'm getting better!
Man: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
Cart-master: I can't take 'im like that! It's against regulations!
Old Man: I don't want to go on the cart....
Man: Oh, don't be such a baby.
Cart-master: I can't take 'im....
Old Man: I feel fine!
Man: Well, do us a favor...
Cart-master: I can't!
Man: Can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long...
Cart-master: No, gotta get to Robinson's, they lost nine today.
Man: Well, when's your next round?
Cart-master: Thursday.
Old Man: I think I'll go for a walk....
Man: You're not fooling anyone, you know--
(to Cart-master) Look, isn't there something you can do...?

(they both look around)

Old Man: I feel happy! I feel happy!

(the Cart-master deals the old man a swift blow to the head with his wooden
spoon. The old man goes limp.)

Man: (throwing the old man onto the cart) Ah. thanks very much.
Cart-master: Not at all. See you on Thursday!
Man: Right! All right....
Chris G/Gary/Jeff:
I humbly apologize for completely dropping the ball. I've:
a) been really busy putting in overtime at work
b) been out of town for two weeks
c) been doing massive amounts of yard work
d) all of the above

They're all true, but that's no reason for me to have been late getting things in the mail. This oversight shall be corrected forthwith.

And Jeff - sorry to see your little girl didn't win - we'll vote again next time though!
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Old 07-24-2006, 07:35 AM   #2
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Cybrus, you just made my damn head spin!!!
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Old 07-24-2006, 09:29 AM   #3
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1. I LOVE that movie! ANY movie by Monty Python for that matter!

2. No worries about the pkg, take your time.

3. Yeah, it sucks that she didn't win. But we have Aug and Sept left, so we'll get her in one of those.
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One of my favorite scenes, Cybrus, as I get ready to head to work in NYC. Beautiful, low humidity day, not too hot, so it's time for me to emerge from the basement I live in. Dutchess County brings out it's walking dead, . . .

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A great movie! Another one of my favorite scenes:
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what are ya gunna do... bleed on me?
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It's just a fleshwound!

Your arm's off.....

No it isn't...
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From The Life of Brian:

Brian: Please, please, please listen! I've got one or two things to say.
The Crowd: Tell us! Tell us both of them!
Brian: Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't NEED to follow ME, You don't NEED to follow ANYBODY! You've got to think for your selves! You're ALL individuals!
The Crowd: Yes! We're all individuals!
Brian: You're all different!
The Crowd: Yes, we ARE all different!
Man in crowd: I'm not...
The Crowd: Sch!

That scene never fails to bring a smile to my face.
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hermit: i havent spoken in 18 years
crowed: its a mericle!!!
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Guard: Where'd you get the coconuts?

Arthur: We found them.

Guard: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!

Arthur: What do you mean?

Guard: Well, this is a temperate zone.

Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?

Guard: Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.

Guard: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?

Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
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its not a matter of where he grips it its a simple matter of weight ratio.
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"She turned me into a newt!!"



"And what else do we burn besides witches?"

"MORE WITCHES!!!"
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"Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"

I love that film.
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Originally Posted by Brenda
I love that film.

i dont know if it can be called a "film"
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