You Know Your A Cigar Smoker When....

...your B&M has your cell phone number so they can call you when something new comes in or a rep shows up.

acharpe said:

...your B&M has your cell phone number so they can call you when something new comes in or a rep shows up.

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Yours too

at an outside sitdown that lasts waaaayyyyy into the night, You nub a cigar so far, you are smoking your finger!

...when nothing in the world distracts you as you enjoy a fine cigar.

...when you end up ogling all your cigars in your humidor for over an hour when all you wanted to do was pick one up for an immediate smoke.

When it's 15 degrees outside and you're smoking in your truck parked in your driveway.

... when all you can do is look at your wife, smile, and shrug when she discovered ANOTHER zip lock full of smokes hidden in the house.

... when your stack of reading material in the bathroom contains all of the following:
Cigar aficianado
Cigar.com catalog
Cigar International catalog
JR cigar catalog
and waaaaay at the bottom a T******* catalog.


... your humi is full ...again

...every coupon you clip in the Sunday paper equals that much more you can spend on cigars.

You know you're a cigar smoker when ...

... your missus refers to mail order cigar catalogs as porn.

Muerte said:

When it's 15 degrees outside and you're smoking in your truck parked in your driveway.

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Yes.

When you lose sleep tring to decide which stix to order next or when that next package is going to be dropped off!

.... clock out early without pay so you can get to smoking that cigar on the way home from work (hey, this adds to the cost of a cigar significantly!)

Bobberrific said:

when you're walking around a college campus, or any other outdoor venue, and you smell a cigar and immediately turn in all directions to see whose smoking what.

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Yep!

When what you keep you cigars in never seems to be big enough to put all your cigars in.

When you get a box in the mail open it and have no memory of ordering them.

When no matter how many cigars you already have in your humi you feel you have to order more or you wont have enough.

Hatchetman said:

...when you stay up and put together a "dream team" order....and then empty your cart cuz you realize you have a problem 8)

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HA HA HA YES YES YES! I do that all the time. Hello my name is Jason, and I'm a cigar-aholic.

Bobberrific said:

when you're walking around a college campus, or any other outdoor venue, and you smell a cigar and immediately turn in all directions to see whose smoking what.

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So true!

...the UPS driver says, "Hey Chris, I've got a few more boxes of cigars here for you."

chrisguinther said:

...the UPS driver says, "Hey Chris, I've got a few more boxes of cigars here for you."

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LOL - This happens to me on a weekly basis at work. He knows the ones addressed to me instead of the clinic are always cigars.