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Old 06-19-2008, 06:13 PM   #1
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Uncle Beanz Jayuya Peaberry. . . .

VIVA PUERTO RICO!!!

Listen here, I got a good tip for you, and NOOOO, it's not Still Running in the Fifth at Belmont.

Okay, here we are, seated around the campfire singing koo----, . . .

oops, no, wrong story.

Uncle Beanz Jayuya Peaberry

And you need to remember that. I won't even mention that the kind folks at good Ol' Uncle Beanz gave me 13 oz. in my 12 oz. bag. Hey, from one Puerto Rican to another, I guess.

Oops, did I just confess to being a recipient of nepotism?

Well then, I guess I love the smell of nepotism in the morning, because Uncle Beanz Jayuya Peaberry is not only a great coffee, it's Classically Puerto Rican.

Okay, what does he mean? Well, after tasting a few Puerto Rican grown coffees in my lifetime, I'll get to that. But first, before discovering that, the smell of Uncle Beanz Jayuya Peaberry coming out of the grinder is strong and rich. It smells greatly of dark chocolate and chipotle beef. There are also hints of coconut and habanero in the aroma, which is impossible to resist by itself.

THEN, the drinking and after only my first pot, yes, I'm already giving my Official Review.

Oops, Uncle Beanz just fainted, because any comments by Bloof, even favorable ones, are bound to see sales plummet on a product by 27% in the first quarter following the review alone, ha, haaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Okay, here goes. Puerto Rican coffees are smooth, but thick and mellow tasting. Mellow tasting, but tantalizing. And the richness of this Uncle Beanz Jayuya Peaberry, along with the classically Puerto Rican body and flavor profile makes me think back to the days of hanging in El Campo, when there was a "campo," and simpler times.

Those times are gone, and nowadays we can do major business deals without ever meeting each other, but you can reach back in time, when you reach for your next cup of . . .

Uncle Beanz Jayuya Peaberry.

This coffee has the thick, rich earthiness with hints of coconut water, along with neutrally sweet dark chocolate flavors that mark a true Puerto Rican coffee, and I can't wait until my next pot. Yes, that's an official review, because I know I'll feel the same way the next time I drink it.

It may take me a few cigars, or tastings of bourbon to judge a product, but there's no question that with . . .

Uncle Beanz Jayuya Peaberry, . . .

the first time is for all-time, every time.

GO!!! NOW!!! C'mon, I see you sitting there. You have a credit card, debit card, right? Don't just sit there and laugh, GO RIGHT NOW AND BUY SOME!!! Go to Uncle Beanz Dot Com and buy some now.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, . . .

In the words of Teri Garr when she was cutely hot during the 80's, and in that yogurt commercial, . . .

"because I said so."

Hee, hee, heee!!!
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Old 06-20-2008, 01:34 PM   #2
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Re: Uncle Beanz Jayuya Peaberry. . . .

What did you say the name of the coffee was?
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Old 06-20-2008, 04:50 PM   #3
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Re: Uncle Beanz Jayuya Peaberry. . . .

Ha, haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
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Old 06-21-2008, 06:55 PM   #4
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Re: Uncle Beanz Jayuya Peaberry. . . .

Um did u like the coffee????
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Old 07-05-2008, 12:45 PM   #5
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Re: Uncle Beanz Jayuya Peaberry. . . .

Does Bloofy get 5 bucks for evertime he posts the name Uncle Beanz?!?!?!
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Old 07-05-2008, 04:43 PM   #6
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Re: Uncle Beanz Jayuya Peaberry. . . .

Not hardly, ha, haaaaaa!!! I'm afraid even Uncle Beanz doesn't get five cents every time I post anything. What he does get, hopefully, is some of your coffee orders. He's worth it.
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Old 07-06-2008, 11:34 AM   #7
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Re: Uncle Beanz Jayuya Peaberry. . . .

Originally Posted by Capt
Does Bloofy get 5 bucks for evertime he posts the name Uncle Beanz?!?!?!
Or is Uncle Bloofy Beanz?
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