1222 hours, Bloof living in The Last Days . . .
in Dutchess?!?!?!???!!???
Well hopefully not. I know we're all living in the last days, but I'd like to stave off Dog Chapman and his posse coming to roust me out of here next Tuesday.
No, it wasn't Dog Chapman, it was DHL, leaving a box on my front doorstep.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, a long awaited promise from The Colonel, a nice bottle of Fighting Weewee Bourbon, . . .
a/k/a Fighting Ding-A-Ling Bourbon,
a/k/a Fighting Johnson Bourbon,
a/k/a Fighting Male Member Bourbon,
a/k/a Fighting Rooster Bourbon,
a/k/a Fighting Imus In The Morning Wilford Brimley Oatmeal Boner Bourbon
a/k/a Fighting Porn King Bourbon, . . .
well, . . .
you get the idea.*
:dunno: (WHAT idea is this blabbering JERK TALKING about??!?!?)
I won't make you go over to Cigars to tell you what else The Colonel sent. It was a previously unagreed upon bonus, so The Colonel should be forewarned that return fire will be of a magnitude greater than promised, an overwhelming barrage. And forewarned is forearmed.
Wow, that's some BIG forearms you got there, Colonel!!! Kind of like Popeye. :mrgreen:
He also sent:
1 Punch Gran Puro Ranchero
1 Montecristo White #3
1 Montecristo Afrique Jungle Book
TENNNNNNNNNNNNNNCH HUT!!! THANK YOU, SIR!!! SIR, YES SIR!!!
RETURN FIRE FORTHCOMING SIR!!!!!
:tomcat:
Poured that Fighting Peepee bourbon at 1315 hours, will take first sip at 1340 hours. Nice, lively aroma, kind of like a, like a, . . .
FIGHTING ROOSTER!!!! :mrgreen:
in Dutchess?!?!?!???!!???
Well hopefully not. I know we're all living in the last days, but I'd like to stave off Dog Chapman and his posse coming to roust me out of here next Tuesday.
No, it wasn't Dog Chapman, it was DHL, leaving a box on my front doorstep.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, a long awaited promise from The Colonel, a nice bottle of Fighting Weewee Bourbon, . . .
a/k/a Fighting Ding-A-Ling Bourbon,
a/k/a Fighting Johnson Bourbon,
a/k/a Fighting Male Member Bourbon,
a/k/a Fighting Rooster Bourbon,
a/k/a Fighting Imus In The Morning Wilford Brimley Oatmeal Boner Bourbon
a/k/a Fighting Porn King Bourbon, . . .
well, . . .
you get the idea.*
:dunno: (WHAT idea is this blabbering JERK TALKING about??!?!?)
I won't make you go over to Cigars to tell you what else The Colonel sent. It was a previously unagreed upon bonus, so The Colonel should be forewarned that return fire will be of a magnitude greater than promised, an overwhelming barrage. And forewarned is forearmed.
Wow, that's some BIG forearms you got there, Colonel!!! Kind of like Popeye. :mrgreen:
He also sent:
1 Punch Gran Puro Ranchero
1 Montecristo White #3
1 Montecristo Afrique Jungle Book
TENNNNNNNNNNNNNNCH HUT!!! THANK YOU, SIR!!! SIR, YES SIR!!!
RETURN FIRE FORTHCOMING SIR!!!!!
:tomcat:
Poured that Fighting Peepee bourbon at 1315 hours, will take first sip at 1340 hours. Nice, lively aroma, kind of like a, like a, . . .
FIGHTING ROOSTER!!!! :mrgreen: