A JOKE FOR ALL YOU VEGAS FANS (RATED MILD X)

Joined Jan 2006
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Florida
Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las
Vegas. The week flew by & they all had a great time.

After they returned home & the men went back to work, they sat around at
break & discussed their vacation.
The first guy says " I don't think I'll ever do that again! Ever since we
got back, my old lady flings her arms & hollers 7 come 11 all night & I
haven't had a wink of sleep!"

The second guy says " I know what you mean...my old lady played blackjack
the whole time we were there & she slaps the bed all night and hollers hit
me light or hit me hard & I haven't had a wink of sleep either!"

The third guy says " You guys think you have it bad! ...my old lady played
the slots the whole time we were there & I wake up each morning with a sore pee pee and a butt full of quarters.
 
Doc-T said:
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

It's a shame that's not true... I got married in Vegas... sometimes I wish she stayed, or I stayed.