Make sure that when you go to other cigar related web sites in the great beyond that is cyberspace, like the planet Altair-6, for example, that you do not mention the word "herf" until having made careful observation of your surroundings and the inhabitants therein. The word "herf" is considered heresy in certain parts of the galaxy, even by certain Star Fleet Command officers, at least one of which resides right here. We would like you to return to the confines of Cigar.com/Your American Back Yard safely, with phasers, photon torpedos and deflector shields intact.
Warp factor 10.4, Maxine, gun it!!!
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