Conundrum

[The Colonel]

Unsure of tonights cigar. I've narrowed it down to two possibilities. Opus X-XXX, or Diamond Crown Maximus. I'll take a sip of my Jack Single Barrel, and decide which will pair best.

 

[Bloofington]

Only the best for the commanding officer. Tried Single Barrel Jack at a Big Smoke once or twice. Very nice stuff.

Tench hut, men, the Colonel's in the house.

 

[The Colonel]

Nice stuff, indeed, your Holy Bloofington. But, will it ever make "a" or "the" list?

 

[Bloofington]

Nahhh, I don't drink the stuff, but when I did, I found cause to compliment it.

 

[The Colonel]

I can teach ya...

 

[Bloofington]

Nope, not interested. Had a few sips of regular Jack a long time ago. Had a couple of friends who used to drink the stuff like water. Tried it once at one of our get togethers. Very nice. Not for me. Neither, as good as it is, is Jack Single Barrel.