I think you are just full of heavy metals Jesse, and the cigar is triggering that. LOL, LOL, LOL.
But seriosly, that is a very strange reaction to a cigar for sure. But I am in agreement with the Fonseca comment. I got one in a sample, and it was not very good at all. People rave about them, so I might try one again, but there are sooo many others out there, you should never have to revisit a bad cigar untill you run out of good ones thats for sure.
Keep it coming boys, this is a good one!