Great cigar quotes.

My favorite:

"I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
-- Winston Churchill

Some others I like:

"I am sure there are many things better than a good cigar, but right now, I can't think of what they might be."
--Richard Carleton

"My boy! Smoking is one of the greatest and cheapest enjoyments in life, and if you decide in advance not to smoke, I can only feel sorry for you."
-- Sigmund Freud - to his young nephew, Harry, after he declined a cigar

"They had no good cigars there, my lord; and I left the place in disgust."
-- Alfred Lord Tennyson, returning from Venice"

"Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar."
-- Mark Twain

"I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time."
-- Mark Twain

"Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle."
--George Burns

"After a truly good meal, an outstanding cigar is still the most satisfying after-dinner activity that doesn't involve two human beings."
-- Brad Shaw, Radio Announcer

And my chauvinistic favorites (apologies to the finer sex):

"There's peace in Larranaga, there's calm in Henry Clay, And a woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke."
-- Rudyard Kipling

"A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke."
--Groucho Marx parodying Kipling

"A woman is just a script, but a cigar is a motion picture."
-- Samuel Fuller, Movie Director parodying Kipling

Life is to short to smoke cheep cigars ........ Enjoy, Vince

"Where there's a good smoke there's a cigar smoker."
-- Cuban saying

"A cigar gives a wise man time to think, and a fool something to put in his mouth."

Mark Twain

Nice one scadams, it reminds me of that old quote:
"Better to say nothing and let them think you a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt"

"Gentlemen, you may smoke."

-said King Edward VII of England.

He said this during the reign of Queen Victoria when smoking cigars was very much frowned upon!

"If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to,
I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral."
my doctor told me that smoking one cigar a day just didnt seem worth it, so now i smoke 3

"If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife."
Zino Davidoff

winston churchill on relighting...
"a good cigar should be smoked but once. a bad cigar, nevah!"

i always liked that one