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Old 08-12-2005, 07:26 AM   #1
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widowed Jewish lady (joke - PG)

Hazel, a widowed Jewish lady, was sitting on a beach towel
at Cocoa Beach, Florida.
She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up,
placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a book.
Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him.
"Hello, sir. How are you?"

"Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.
I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.

"First time since my wife passed away last year," he
replied, and again turned back to his book.
"Do you live around here?" she asked.

"Yes, I live over in Sunrise," he answered, and then
resumed reading.

Trying to find a topic of common interest, Hazel persisted.
"Do you like pussycats?"

With that, the man threw his book down, jumped off his blanket
onto hers, tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most
passionate ride of her life!
As the cloud of sand began to settle, Hazel gasped and asked the
man,"How did you know that was what I wanted?"

The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"
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Old 08-12-2005, 07:34 AM   #2
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lol



I know a guy named Katz, but he's in Melbourne, a little bit south of Cocoa Beach.
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Old 08-12-2005, 08:04 AM   #3
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Pretty good, CC.

I needed a laugh this morning.
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Old 08-12-2005, 04:05 PM   #4
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dBrad, seriously. Change your avatar. You're killing me here
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