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KAZ

Joined Oct 2004
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Texas
A couple of insurance brokers told me this story a couple of nights ago.....

A business man buys some expensive cigars, as they are difficult to find he insures them against loss, theft, water damage, etc.

One year later he files a claim stating that the cigars have been destroyed by a series of small fires.

The insurance company reads the policy and sees that indeed loss by fire has been included in the policy. Not wanting to pay court costs they pay out the $15,000.00 claim.

The business man laughs all the way to the bank and cashes the check.


Some time later he arrives home to find the police waiting for him. He is arrested for serial arson and destruction of insured property.
Tried, convicted and sentanced to 6 months in prison and fined $24,000.00

Don't mess with insurance companies, they don't like it when other people do the screwing
 
Hello CC, notice it was posted as a joke?
 
hello kaz, notice cc didnt say it wasnt a joke?

lol

it was a song, dont know if it was brad paisley or not
 
tough crowd, sorry guys, it was passed on to me as a joke rather than as a true story or song lyrics. Having to do with cigars I thought that the claimed insured loss of expensive sticks by reason of several small fires was humorous. :D
 
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jihiggs said:
hello kaz, notice cc didnt say it wasnt a joke?

lol

it was a song, dont know if it was brad paisley or not

I don't know why the hell I know this, but, Brad Paisley did do a cuban cigar song and the lyrics were about the same thing