A Texan, a Nebraskan, and a guy from Iowa were on a cattle drive.
Further north they got the Texan got colder and finally reached into his saddle bag and pulled out a huge bottle of whiskey. He took several huge gulps, tossed the bottle into the air, pulled out his six-shooter, and shot the bottle. The Nebraskan looked at the Texan and asked, “Why did you do THAT!!!” The Texan said, “Well, where I come from everything is bigger and better and I know once I get home I will get an even bigger bottle of whiskey!!” The Nebraskan thought about this for a while and then took out a big bottle of champagne, popped the cork, took several big gulps, threw the bottle in the air, took out his six-shooter and shot it. The guy from Iowa looked at the Nebraskan and asked. “Why did YOU do that?” The Nebraskan said, “We seem to win a lot of National Championships here in Nebraska and the next time we do I will get a bigger bottle.” Later the guy from Iowa reaches into his saddle bag, pulls out a Bud Light, drinks the entire bottle, throws it into the air, pulls out his six-shooter and shoots the Nebraskan. The Texan, horrified, asks, “WHY DID YOU DO THAT!!!!” The guy from Iowa gets off his horse, picks up the bottle and says, “We have too many Nebraska fans in Iowa and bottles are worth 5 cents.”
Further north they got the Texan got colder and finally reached into his saddle bag and pulled out a huge bottle of whiskey. He took several huge gulps, tossed the bottle into the air, pulled out his six-shooter, and shot the bottle. The Nebraskan looked at the Texan and asked, “Why did you do THAT!!!” The Texan said, “Well, where I come from everything is bigger and better and I know once I get home I will get an even bigger bottle of whiskey!!” The Nebraskan thought about this for a while and then took out a big bottle of champagne, popped the cork, took several big gulps, threw the bottle in the air, took out his six-shooter and shot it. The guy from Iowa looked at the Nebraskan and asked. “Why did YOU do that?” The Nebraskan said, “We seem to win a lot of National Championships here in Nebraska and the next time we do I will get a bigger bottle.” Later the guy from Iowa reaches into his saddle bag, pulls out a Bud Light, drinks the entire bottle, throws it into the air, pulls out his six-shooter and shoots the Nebraskan. The Texan, horrified, asks, “WHY DID YOU DO THAT!!!!” The guy from Iowa gets off his horse, picks up the bottle and says, “We have too many Nebraska fans in Iowa and bottles are worth 5 cents.”
