Joined Jan 2013
63 Posts | 3+
Yakima, WA
A burglar broke into a house at night and as he searched for valuables, a voice in the dark startled him, "Jesus knows you're here."
He clicked his flashlight off and froze. When he heard nothing more, he continued.
Minutes later, clear as a bell he again heard "Jesus is watching you."
The burglar looked around frantically then in a corner his flashlight shined on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" he asked the parrot.
"Yes", the parrot answered, then squawked, "I'm trying to warn you that Jesus is watching you."
The burglar relaxed. "Really, huh? And who are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
The parrot replied, "The kind who would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
He clicked his flashlight off and froze. When he heard nothing more, he continued.
Minutes later, clear as a bell he again heard "Jesus is watching you."
The burglar looked around frantically then in a corner his flashlight shined on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" he asked the parrot.
"Yes", the parrot answered, then squawked, "I'm trying to warn you that Jesus is watching you."
The burglar relaxed. "Really, huh? And who are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
The parrot replied, "The kind who would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
