Mescal returns from the 'grave......'

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Albuquerque, NM
I came in pretty late on the evening of Friday the 13th, as I had been out ‘toasting with a few fellow boaters & drowning my sorrows’ at missing the great First Annual Lake Powell Gun Toters & Varmit Shooters reunion at this fine lake. I had run into an old companeros of mine earlier at the Cantina who had re-introduced me to a nice sippin’ tequila that a good friend of mine always has around - Del Padre.

As you gentle readers are beginning to discern, I'm a big tequila fan, but he is an even bigger one. The dusty group of companeros I hang with seem to have an unhealthy fondness of all things ‘Patron’. Don Julio is very nice as well, but this stuff is simply marvelous. Haven't bought a bottle myself yet so I don't know what the hell it costs. He had somehow also acquired a pair of Habanos - Romeo y Julieta Robusto Els. Appearance and Construction were superb: great colorado color, veins nearly imperceptible, firm end-to-end, nicely box-pressed. Only the smallest of blemishes (hey don’t ask me, I was just the innocent victim here…...). But again, I digress…

With the palette well greased and diarrhea of the brain now in full flow, we proceeded into an informational venture to discuss and share our vast ignorance about tequila's cousin Mescal. I thought I would pick up a few new bottles to try this magic Mexican elixir anew.

Mescal is now attempting to become a connoisseur’s drink, as is most everything, and a fair amount of producers have begun to leave the worm out of the bottle due to its bad reputation and misconceptions (Worms revolt!). Sadly, you will no longer find said worm in MANY of today’s higher classed/priced bottles of Mescal.

For starters, let me clarify the ol’ "Worm" myth.

Originally the maguey worm was added to bottles of mescal to adjust alcohol content. The worm lives and feeds off the Agave plant that Mexican's use to make the Mescal and they would add the worm to the bottle. If the worm floated to the top, the alcohol content was not strong enough and they would continue the distillation process... If it sank to the bottom and remained there...It was ok to drink. I suppose the thought process goes something like ‘Dead Worm – good for the whole system???? – Drink up!’

That being said... I have now tried the well-rated Monte Alban con gusano (with worm) and found it to be a smooth blend of spice and floral arrangements (for the dead worm, mayhaps?). It tasted slightly oaky about mid-way through but it indeed warmed the palate on the way down. It retained a slightly bitter (not bad just a tinge of a kick) aftertaste, but that subsided after some time in the glass (maybe I fell asleep for a while… I dunno). :sleeping:

I will eat the worm when this bottle is done. It is supposed to have "mythical powers" and other intriguing storied Mexican legends. I will save it for a time when I really need it, when Fairy Dust is in short supply! Interestingly, as a side note... each bottle also includes a packet of gusano salt (red salt, spices and dried crushed manguey worms) which is supposed to be an excellent spice, my friend tells me. I’ll let you know. :shock:
 
The review continues into the second day. Now, when I bought this little bottle Saturday afternoon, Curtis my liquor store guy (yes, I know the liquor store employees on a first name basis...sad isn't it?) told me that I have to eat the worm...it's like a Mexican law or something. So being the law abiding citizen that I am, I'll have to include the worm in the taste portion of my review...bet ya can't wait for that part eh Bloof? :shock:


Monte Alban Mezcal con Gusano –. runs around $30, is 80 proof, the color is a light golden yellow...it clings a bit to the glass as I swirl it, so there is a bit of viscosity to it...not much though as it runs fairly quickly back in to the bottom of the glass. At my liquor store here in The Duke City, the larger bottles come with their own packet of special seasoned salt (see above). Though I haven't tried it myself, my friends tell me it's much better than using table salt...so I'll definitely have to give it a shot sometime....

I’m finding this Mescal to be quite good. It's peppery and flavorful, with nary a trace of sweetness. This would probably make pretty good friggin’ Margaritas. For drinking straight, it's close to, but better than the Cuervo Especials – which I’m not a big fan of. But this is better. Some of the other ‘tasters’ around last night didn't agree:

"It's disgusting and it's got a bug in it" and "Fermented toilet water." were some of the more pointed comments by my lady friends last night. At least I didn’t have the one with the scorpion in the bottle.

One has to ask, why a scorpion in the mezcal? Where did that idea come from? We can only assume that the crazy idea of putting a scorpion in the mezcal instead of the traditional worm came from someone saying "It's time to separate the men from the boys". This kind of tough, tropical, spicey-firey approach is part of a Mexican distiller’s philosophy, and they aim to deliver this excitement and fire in the product itself. To become a believer I just might have to try eating the scorpion sometime. But again I digress.

The Smell...I smell a strong Agave scent first...then the alcohol mixes in and makes it smell more like a light scotch whiskey. It's actually a sweet pleasant scent...sort of intoxicating by itself.

The Taste...at the first sip the taste is first sweet...then, strong flavor of the Agave...smoky, with a quick pepper burn on my tongue that doesn't stay...the aftertaste is extremely mild...almost non existent...I could drink this!

OK…. The Worm. I know you've been getting excited waiting for this part haven't you? Okay...I'm gonna try to do this right, no foolin' around....but believe me, it ain't gonna be easy!

The Agave worm is actually the larva of one of two moths that live on the agave plant that's soaked up the color of the Mezcal. Hmmmmmmmm. The texture is really soft and squishy, so if you have a weak stomach for that sort of thing...stay far away from the worm! Okay...time to pop this puppy in my mouth... hope I doesn’t scream.

hmm...yes I was right. Squishy...juicy...a little chewy...it seems to have a stronger alcohol flavor than the Mezcal, but the flavor of the Mezcal is definitely here (sorry guys...it doesn’t taste like chicken...yeah, I'm kinda bummed too). Chewing on it wasn't really much different from eating Calamari ...so I'll give it 6, with 10 being the grossest texture, on my weird texture meter. I've certainly had stranger things in my mouth but, let's not go there OK? :help:

My Recommendation...I like this stuff! It's not overpowering, fairly interesting and complex to sip...definitely something you should try. My tasting was with the Mezcal at room temperature, I think this would be the best way to drink this. As mild as it is, I think chilling it would make it even milder...you'd loose some of the flavor.
 
Cigar Man said:
Interestingly, as a side note... each bottle also includes a packet of gusano salt (red salt, spices and dried crushed manguey worms) which is supposed to be an excellent spice, my friend tells me.

If this is the same as the packet on a bottle of Cusano Rojo it is a good spice. :wink: I swallowed the worm whole so I can't describe its flavor or texture but it felt like a piece of cold calimari in my fingers. I was a bit too wasted to care at the time.

These days I stick to Chinaco, Patron or Sauza Tres Generaciones. I started out with the well aged Añjeo, tried the repasado and settled on the plata.

I couple of years ago I developed an abcess underneath a tooth which required reworking an old root canal. The doctor gave me vicodan for the pain and the most evil make you hork acid reflux antibiotic ever conceived. The warning with vicodan is that it might make you sleepy and that alcohol may intensify this effect. I looked at the endodontist and asked, so what's the problem? He had no problem with me consuming modest quantities of alcohol with the vicodan as long as wasn't operating heavy machinery. Plata Tequila with a float of an orange liquer (There is a decent Mexican made orange liquer) Serve at room temperature and enjoy. I call it a root canal.
 
I love it.

Hey bartender, we'll have a couple of Root Canals, hold the umbrella's.

Hey, the dentist's office is two doors down.

Hey, are you a wise guy or somethin', I said we'll have a couple of Root Canals.

HEY, YOU'RE THE WISEGUY, I SAID GO TWO DOORS DOWN, or do I have to knock out ALL your teeth???

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