Oh dear me, such a rough life. Well, . . .

Joined Sep 2003
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Puerto Rico/NYC
not having liked the Wild Turkey Kentucky Spirit or the Old Potrero Single Malt Whiskey, and having said goodbye to the substantial portion left in each bottle as I handed it to a fellow whiskey 'club member' a few days ago, I am now faced with a delightful dilemma:

WHAT TO BUY, WHAT TO BUY!!!!

HEY BLOOF, DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT YOU LOSE YOUR TASTE FOR BOURBON AND RYE IN THE WARM WEATHER!?!!?? AFTER ALL, IT IS SPRING!!! . . .

roared the 62,107 staggering drunk fans in The Blanton Bowl.

Well, yes folks, but aren't you jumping the gun here? I mean, it doesn't look as though we'll see any high temperatures up here above 60 any time soon, and that's not exactly summer-like, plus a 60 degree afternoon in Lower Dutchess County, especially when your house is at 1,100 feet above sea level, can be preceded by a 25 degree morning. And what THAT means folks, is that as the current stock of bourbon and rye in my bar dwindles down to a precious few drops, I'm going to have to tough it out as I struggle to . . .

PUT IN AN ORDER FOR SOME MORE!!! :D :D :D

And then come here and tell you all about it.

What a life. Hey, a guy's gotta keep warm somehow, and of course since I have deterioriating asthma, and am far more susceptible than the rest of the population to cold, it's all on account of . . .

'my condition', . . .

y'know. :wink: