Here is one that I'll try to tone down... but I think you guys might like it...
After discussing the likelihood of a comet colliding with the earth, there is pretty young female reporter asking people at a bar how they would spend the last hour of their lives if they knew the world was going to end...
She turns to a 350lb bearded bald-headed man in a leather jacket and asks him the hypothetical question:
"What would you do if you knew the world was going to end in an hour?"
The man scratches his hairy chin and says
" I would F*&% anything that moves"
The attractive reported was stunned for a brief second, but professionally and quickly moved on to a middle aged man of average stature with thinning hair and glasses. She poses the same question:
"Sir, what would you do if you knew the world was going to end in an hour"
Without hesitation, he utters ...
" I would stay as perfectly still as possible"
After discussing the likelihood of a comet colliding with the earth, there is pretty young female reporter asking people at a bar how they would spend the last hour of their lives if they knew the world was going to end...
She turns to a 350lb bearded bald-headed man in a leather jacket and asks him the hypothetical question:
"What would you do if you knew the world was going to end in an hour?"
The man scratches his hairy chin and says
" I would F*&% anything that moves"
The attractive reported was stunned for a brief second, but professionally and quickly moved on to a middle aged man of average stature with thinning hair and glasses. She poses the same question:
"Sir, what would you do if you knew the world was going to end in an hour"
Without hesitation, he utters ...
" I would stay as perfectly still as possible"
