Another "Can't Smoke Here" story

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Chicago Born/Raised. Hollywood CA Resident
I completely forgot about this until recently....

At the Big smoke in the beginning of May, there were hundreds of Cigar smokers smoking in a small ballroom, for those that have experienced a big smoke, It's like walking around in a cloud of cigar smoke...

I had had a few beers, and when It was time to use the head, I walked out of the room and into the hallway, where I was stopped and told "You can't smoke out here" I really hesistaded because I thought this stooge was joking...

I looked around and at every table and chair in the lobby, even people walking by were smoking cigars...I looked at the guy.."You're kidding right? There's about a hundred people out here smoking cigars.."

He replied...."No they're not."
"Yes they are...look." I said
"No they're not." He starred at me and continued to argue his point....

I didn't know what to say, finally I said

"Niether am I."
"Yes you are." he said
"No I'm not" I said.
"Yes you are."

Anyway it didn't work...but it was definately one of the wierdest moments in my cigar smoking career......
 
sounds like you were stuck in the twilight zone. Thats very strange, although i have had similar things happen outside of cigar smoking.
 
These bofoons never cease to amaze me. There's a reason he's a security guard instead of a real cop. :duh:
 
That is so stupid of him - and markus is right, that probably IS the reason why he's a sec. guard and not a cop.