A Fair and Balanced Look At The Phenomenon Ridiculous Jerk That is The Great Dumboni.
Recently we were treated to a post wherein this self-important buffoon with the vaunted Top 25 bourbon list laid down his LATEST and GREATEST choices of what YOU should drink. His Majesty's :bigpuke: very own latest and WONDERFUL list was stated as being his very LAST review/list change of the season.
Well, it is MY job, Hal Crankin, here on Air-brained America, to let you know when the right wing in our glorious country is up to it's usual and quite predictable shenanigans.
Let it be known that on April 27, 2005, His Most Excellent Pomposity was spotted coming out of one of his favorite haunts, Beekman Liquors on 47th Street and Lexington Avenue. This occurred during the afternoon at approximately 3:15 p.m. Our reporter informed us that The Great Baloney had just purchased a bottle of Noah's Mill bourbon and gotten a free sip of Bulleit bourbon, which the lady who served him was highly touting. She was also singing the praises of the Noah's Mill, especially over the new The Classic Cask 13 year old. The Classic Cask is now offering a 13 year old bourbon to round out their stable which includes the 18 and 20 year old.
It is also knowledge to this station that The Stale Cannoli has now had four tastings of this Noah's Mill bourbon and is contemplating a NEW season ending review AS WE SPEAK. :dunno: :flush:
Will the endless LIES of the right wing NEVER CEASE? :dunno: Is it possible for one of the choir to ever tell the truth about anything?
Oh sure, we'll hear all about how the weather in Dutchess County, New York has been cool and windy, with morning lows in the 30's, and daytime highs rarely even touching 60. We'll hear all about winds at 15-30 mph with gusts up to 50, and a longer than expected cool season. We'll hear more of how it's cold in his basement where he does almost all his living, because the rest of the house is still under renovation. Might as well be under water for all the time he's been there. More of the Republican noise machine at work.
Folks, is this man EVER going to get to his summertime Bombagina's, various rums, or is this just another ruse, more right wing deception, as they seek to usurp the power of our very minds in their never ending resolve to enslave the world?
Just HOW, HOW does The Great Malarkey rationalize this? How will he explain this? He's now tasted 50 BOURBONS.
mg: Or will he claim that the single sip of the Bulleit Bourbon he had doesn't count, and the number is only 49? He'll probably state it wasn't official because it wasn't his usual two shot, Riedel bourbon glass tasting, done under "official" Bloofingtonian conditions.
Stay tuned as Harebrained America zeroes in on the unfolding story of . . .
Bloofy Lies and The Bloofing Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look At The Exposed Crustoli.
Recently we were treated to a post wherein this self-important buffoon with the vaunted Top 25 bourbon list laid down his LATEST and GREATEST choices of what YOU should drink. His Majesty's :bigpuke: very own latest and WONDERFUL list was stated as being his very LAST review/list change of the season.
Well, it is MY job, Hal Crankin, here on Air-brained America, to let you know when the right wing in our glorious country is up to it's usual and quite predictable shenanigans.
Let it be known that on April 27, 2005, His Most Excellent Pomposity was spotted coming out of one of his favorite haunts, Beekman Liquors on 47th Street and Lexington Avenue. This occurred during the afternoon at approximately 3:15 p.m. Our reporter informed us that The Great Baloney had just purchased a bottle of Noah's Mill bourbon and gotten a free sip of Bulleit bourbon, which the lady who served him was highly touting. She was also singing the praises of the Noah's Mill, especially over the new The Classic Cask 13 year old. The Classic Cask is now offering a 13 year old bourbon to round out their stable which includes the 18 and 20 year old.
It is also knowledge to this station that The Stale Cannoli has now had four tastings of this Noah's Mill bourbon and is contemplating a NEW season ending review AS WE SPEAK. :dunno: :flush:
Will the endless LIES of the right wing NEVER CEASE? :dunno: Is it possible for one of the choir to ever tell the truth about anything?
Oh sure, we'll hear all about how the weather in Dutchess County, New York has been cool and windy, with morning lows in the 30's, and daytime highs rarely even touching 60. We'll hear all about winds at 15-30 mph with gusts up to 50, and a longer than expected cool season. We'll hear more of how it's cold in his basement where he does almost all his living, because the rest of the house is still under renovation. Might as well be under water for all the time he's been there. More of the Republican noise machine at work.
Folks, is this man EVER going to get to his summertime Bombagina's, various rums, or is this just another ruse, more right wing deception, as they seek to usurp the power of our very minds in their never ending resolve to enslave the world?
Just HOW, HOW does The Great Malarkey rationalize this? How will he explain this? He's now tasted 50 BOURBONS.
mg: Or will he claim that the single sip of the Bulleit Bourbon he had doesn't count, and the number is only 49? He'll probably state it wasn't official because it wasn't his usual two shot, Riedel bourbon glass tasting, done under "official" Bloofingtonian conditions.Stay tuned as Harebrained America zeroes in on the unfolding story of . . .
Bloofy Lies and The Bloofing Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look At The Exposed Crustoli.