Boll weevils (G)

Joined Oct 2006
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Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as...the lesser of two weevils.
 
That was Jack Aubrey's favorite joke when he was Captain of HMS Surprise.