Joined Oct 2005
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Central Canada, eh?
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
Tourist: $5.00
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the chef over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the politicians?"
The chef replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap, it takes all day."
Tourist: $5.00
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the chef over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the politicians?"
The chef replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap, it takes all day."
