A lawyer is driving in his car and is horribly late for a meeting with a client. In a rush he slowed down and rolled throught a stop sign. Almost immediately he looks in his mirror and realizes he has to pull over. Since he just graduated from law school he was a little cocky and knew he was smarter then the cop so he thought he would use some of that good old las school debating to argue his way out of the ticket.
Cop: License and registration please?
Lawyer: Why are you pulling me over?
Cop: You did not come to a complete stop at the stop sign back there.
Lawyer: I most certainly did.
Cop: No sir you just slowed down.
Lawyer: Ill tell you what if you can expleain the difference to me between stopping and slowing down and proove they are deferent I will shut up and take this ticket no questions asked.
Cop: Please step out of the car sir.
At this point the cop takes out his night stick and starts beating the shit out of the lawyer.
Cop: Do you want me to stop or slow down?
Cop: License and registration please?
Lawyer: Why are you pulling me over?
Cop: You did not come to a complete stop at the stop sign back there.
Lawyer: I most certainly did.
Cop: No sir you just slowed down.
Lawyer: Ill tell you what if you can expleain the difference to me between stopping and slowing down and proove they are deferent I will shut up and take this ticket no questions asked.
Cop: Please step out of the car sir.
At this point the cop takes out his night stick and starts beating the shit out of the lawyer.
Cop: Do you want me to stop or slow down?
thats funny!