A couple of college guys are taking a trip cross country for spring break. Having been exceeding the speed limit the guys are upset when they realize a cop had been tailing them for miles and was now pulling them over. Immediately the young men pull over the the shoulder and the officer approuches the car
Cop: License and registration please?
The driver hands over the requested documents and then pulls out his night stick and wollops the driver in the back of the head.
Driver: What the hell was that for?
The officer says nothing and returns to his car. He comes back to the driver several minutes later and hands him back his license and a ticket. After giving the driver his documents he takes his night stick out again and hits the driver in the head.
Driver: Now what the hell was that for?
Officer: I am just making your wish come true.
Driver: What wish?
Cop: About a mile down the road you were going to turn to your buddy and say "I wish that cop tried that shit with me again."
Cop: License and registration please?
The driver hands over the requested documents and then pulls out his night stick and wollops the driver in the back of the head.
Driver: What the hell was that for?
The officer says nothing and returns to his car. He comes back to the driver several minutes later and hands him back his license and a ticket. After giving the driver his documents he takes his night stick out again and hits the driver in the head.
Driver: Now what the hell was that for?
Officer: I am just making your wish come true.
Driver: What wish?
Cop: About a mile down the road you were going to turn to your buddy and say "I wish that cop tried that shit with me again."
