DETROIT LIONS SCHEDULE 2006

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2006 Lions SCHEDULE

September 14....................Taft Junior High school
21....................Cub Scout Troop #101
28....................Flint Blind Academy
October 05....................Spanish American War Vets
12....................Crippled Children's Home
19....................Ford Mental Hospital
26.....................Girl Scout Troop #353
November 02.....................Michigan Venereal Disease Clinic
09.....................Warren Boys Choir
16.....................Korean Amputees
SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
December 08.....................Cheboygan Gay Boys Club

** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR**
1 - When playing polio patients, the Lions must not disconnect knee braces.

2 - When playing the Blind Academy, the Lions must not hide the football under their jerseys.

**RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR**
1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line for all you Lions fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6 points.

2 - The Lions will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.

3 - The Lions will be allowed to substitute with band members at anytime.

4 - The Lions will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team.

5 - The Lions will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.

**NAME CHANGE** The Detroit Lions will be changed to the "Detoilet Tampons" as they are only good for one period and have no second string.
 
Are there still tickets for the Oct. 26 game? Will the be giving out Girl Scout Cookies that night?? I love girl scout cookies
 
jesse52 said:
Are there still tickets for the Oct. 26 game? Will the be giving out Girl Scout Cookies that night?? I love girl scout cookies
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Looks like it's a home game, need to stock up on tampons?!?
 
Long suffering fan here.

CastleCrest was kind enough to hook me up with an Opus A' a while back and in a PM I made a crack that I wouldn't smoke it until after a Lions super bowl victory.

By that time it will be aged...25 years?
 
My high school was Tarpon Springs High School, but people used to call us Tampon Strings..... wasn't very nice :(
 
After 40+ years of watching this pathetic franchise, I've learned never to expect anything but total ineptness from this team. If all of their changes and additions for this year (coaches, quarterbacks, etc.) make them at least MEDIOCRE, it would be a tremendous improvement over the past 6 years.
 
Wow, looks like a tougher schedule this year, they took off the Sisters of Mercy Nursing Home team and replaced it with the VD clinic. Don't look like any hope of them winning one this season. :(
 
Capt said:
**NAME CHANGE** The Detroit Lions will be changed to the "Detoilet Tampons" as they are only good for one period and have no second string.
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And remeber, "Detoilet" is French, so use the French pronunciation. It's "de-Twaa-let", not "Dee-Toy-let". Or something like that.
 
I wonder if the Packers could get the same schedule?

However, I'm not sure I would want to play a contact sport with the VD Clinic. :)
 
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