An older man was standing at the Pearly gates talking with St. Peter.
Saint Peter asked, "So, why should we let you in heaven, have you ever
done any good deeds in your life?"
The man said, "Well I did do one good deed. This one time a gang of big, bad
bikers were harrassing a young woman so I told them if they didn't stop they'd have to
answer to me."
St. Peter asked, "when did this happen?"
the man replied, "about five minutes ago."
Saint Peter asked, "So, why should we let you in heaven, have you ever
done any good deeds in your life?"
The man said, "Well I did do one good deed. This one time a gang of big, bad
bikers were harrassing a young woman so I told them if they didn't stop they'd have to
answer to me."
St. Peter asked, "when did this happen?"
the man replied, "about five minutes ago."