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Joined Aug 2005
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Armpit of the world....Al Asad, Iraq
I HATE the Camp Pendleton post office!

This is not the first time that someone has told me that they haven't recieved a pkg from me after I told them that I sent it a couple of weeks ago.

This irritates me to no end! Sometimes they "misplace" things and then send it out when they find it (which could be weeks later!) or they just outright lose them.

I will never, I repeat....NEVER....use the post office on base again!

To everyone expecting a pkg from me, I apologize. I promise to get you out another this week!
 
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh, . . .

never mess with postal officials. They have friends in . . .

postal places, y'know.

And especially never mess with fellow military postal officials.

At least not until you attain Al Haig's rank. :D
 
I'd keep a sharp "nose" trained on that post office for the smell of cigar smoke! Something is fishy if you're having lots of packages "get lost"! Very fishy! :evil:
 
Can you imagine Sgt. DevilDog goes into a high level meeting one day.

Colonel Mustard, General Mills, Major Minor, Sgt. DevilDog reporting as scheduled for . . .

hmmmmmmmmmmm, nice cigars you've got there, Colonel Mustard. That bunch looks just like the bunch I sent to . . .

:dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :bolt:
 
Hold everything! I received your package today! I don't know what the post office did with it, but it finally arrived today! Thanks! :D
 
Bloofington said:
Colonel Mustard, General Mills, Major Minor, Sgt. DevilDog reporting as scheduled for . . .

Bloof, where do you come up with this!?!?! :lol: Seriously, I laughed all day about this!
 
Well, let's see, Colonel Mustard was one of the characters in the game Clue, General Mills makes breakfast cereal, and Major Minor, well, and as for the rest, I think you know where it all comes from!!!

:cryinlaugh: :rotflmao: :pumpkin: :cryinlaugh: :pumpkin: :mrgreen: :cryinlaugh: :sm_angel: :pumpkin: :pumpkin: :help: :help:
 
Bloof, I know WHO there are, but how you put $hit like that together!
 
Well, that was contained in my last line, right up to the emoticons. You know me, I'm just a silly, silly kind of guy.