Fishing Story (PG)

Joined Dec 2006
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A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box? We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas & some Cuban cigars..."
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy, but being the good wife she does exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?
He says, "Yes! Lots of Walleye, some Blue Gill and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas & Cuban cigars like I asked you to do?"
The wife replies,
"I did, they're in your tackle box."