golf - Joke (pg)

A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man."

The other man then replies: "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

A man's wife pulled him aside one day and asked, "Honey if I died would you remarry?"

After some thought he replied, "Well, I'm still pretty young, and we all need companionship, so after a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would."

She then asked, "If I died and you remarried, would she live in this house?"

He gave it some more thought and replied, "We've spent a lot of time and money getting this house just the way we want it. I'm not going to get rid of my house, I guess she would."

"If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house, would she sleep in our bed?"

"That bed is brand new, we just paid two thousand dollars for it, it's going to last a long time, I guess she would."

"If I died and you remarried,and she lived in this house, and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?"

"Oh no, she's left handed."

hey yuor Blowing my Cover :wink:

Na!
My Wife knows just how sick and twisted I really am!
I read her all the good jokes!

I told her these two before hitting the pillow:

A man saw President Clinton smoking a pipe and asked, "Hey Bill, I thought you were a cigar man." President Clinton responded, "Cigars are for pussies!" :roll:

My favorite:
This clown and a little boy were walking in the woods
As they were walking deeper and deeper int he woods, it was getting darker and darker
The little boy squeezed the clowns hand tighter and tighter
Suddenly, the little boy said to the clown, "I'm scared"
the Clown replied, "You're scared? I have to walk out of here alone!"