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Joined Feb 2004
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Hey everyone.

My name is Mike. When I learned Bloofington was a moderator here, I figured anyone could join. I'm not much of an outdoorsman, so I don't have much to say in the rest of the forum. I do own one weapon for personal protection, and a two and a half year old diaper eating Rottweiler named Elwood. I am married with two of the worst children God has ever blessed a man with. :D I refer to them as the seven year old red-headed she devil, and the two year old boy is known simply as the cyclone. I smoke anywhere from one to three cigars a day and they consist mostly of non-Cubans with some Cubans sprinkled in. And my favorite place to buy cigars is of course, Thompsons. For price and selection they can't be beat. Their catalogs do a great job of describing a cigar to a tee so I feel like I already know what a cigar is going to be like before I have even smoked one.

Mike
 
:D :D :D

See folks, Ah dun tol' ya!!! Mike here is a true Son Of Vaudeville with a Groucho Marxian sense of the one liner.

By the way, I hear diapers go well with hot sauces like Blair's Megadeath or Mad Dog 357.
 
I do believe Elwood is a hot sauce fan. I tried putting some Tabasco on things I didn't want him destroying, and he merely licked it off then went in for the kill. Of course something called Blair's Megadeath could be a different story.

Mike
 
Tabasco!!! TABASCO!!! Hey guys, he said Tabasco!!!!!

AH, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

No wonder he just licked it off!!!! Tabasco!!!

Silly boy. Tabasco is rated a mere 20,000 Scovilles if I recollect properly. Blair's Megadeath on the other hand, while rated at 550,000 Scovilles, is masked by molasses. If you want a raw, kick your butt, try puttin' this on your hamburger, or diaper for that matter hot sauce, try Mad Dog 357. It's 357,000 Scovilles is unmasked raw, pure heat and will definitely blow Ellwood's face off, unless he likes that sort of stuff. If he does, try some Blair's 2 a.m. on him. At 1,500,00 Scovilles, that's not a sauce, that's an ingredient.

As for Caldera, don't ask, don't tell.



Okay, Caldera and the purest form of Blair's 6 a.m. is a pure 16,000,000 Scovilles, which can create heat in something like a few thousand gallons of sugar water.

Oh, and something like Da Bomb's Beyond Insanity, which our friend The Chef over at "another web site" gave me, although only a paltry 119,700 Scovilles, can kill a guy like me if used improperly. Those warning labels are for real. I learned that the hard way.
 
I feel like the guy who just commented on how the Macanudo he just smoked kicked his butt.

Mike