For Vince
A priest, a rabbi and a lawer...
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...Were involved in a plane crash. They survived, and found themselves stranded on a deserted island in shark infested waters. The nearest main body of land was about 500 yards from their little island. They started talking, and were nervously discussing who should swim to the other shore to get help. This discussion went on for a few minutes, when the lawyer finally said, I'll go.
The lawyer walked to the shoreline and jumped in. In seconds, the water was teaming with hungry sharks. All of a sudden, the sharks created a swimming lane in the water, and lined up neatly on either side. The lawyer started swimming and made it to the other shore with no problems whatsoever.
The preist instantly cried out. "By God it's a miracle"!!!
The rabbi then turned to the priest and said, "Naw, it's not a miracle... just professional courtesy".
A priest, a rabbi and a lawer...
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...Were involved in a plane crash. They survived, and found themselves stranded on a deserted island in shark infested waters. The nearest main body of land was about 500 yards from their little island. They started talking, and were nervously discussing who should swim to the other shore to get help. This discussion went on for a few minutes, when the lawyer finally said, I'll go.
The lawyer walked to the shoreline and jumped in. In seconds, the water was teaming with hungry sharks. All of a sudden, the sharks created a swimming lane in the water, and lined up neatly on either side. The lawyer started swimming and made it to the other shore with no problems whatsoever.
The preist instantly cried out. "By God it's a miracle"!!!
The rabbi then turned to the priest and said, "Naw, it's not a miracle... just professional courtesy".
