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CastleCrest

Joined Aug 2004

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Discussion Starter
• Nov 10, 2005

• #1

A new client has just come in to see a famous lawyer.
"Can you tell me how much you charge" he asks.
"Sure", the lawyer replied,
"I charge 500 dollars to answer 3 questions"
"Well, that's a bit steep isn't it?
"It sure is, now what's your third question.

 

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CastleCrest

Joined Aug 2004

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Discussion Starter
• Nov 10, 2005

• #2

A man died and is taken to his eternal torment by the devil. As he passed sulfurous piuts full of shreiking sinners, he sees a man he recognizes as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman.

"That's unfair, he cried, I have to suffer for all eternity and he gets to spend it with a beautiful woman?'

"Shut up, barkwed the devil, ' who are you to question that womans punishment!"

 

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mikegunner

Joined Feb 2003

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North Central WV

• Nov 10, 2005

• #3

Two lawyers are walking down the street when a beautiful busty blond passes them on the sidewalk.

One lawyer looks at the other and remarks "Boy, would I love to screw her!"

The second lawyer quizically responded, "Out of what?!?!?"

 

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jhopephulle

Joined Oct 2005

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bradenton, florida

• Nov 10, 2005

• #4

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

 

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Fargo

Joined Sep 2005

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• Nov 10, 2005

• #5

Whats the difference between a dead dog in the middle of the road, and a dead lawyer in the middle of the road?


There are skidmarks in front of the dog.

 

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mikegunner

Joined Feb 2003

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North Central WV

• Nov 10, 2005

• #6

Why don't sharks bite lawyers???

PROFESSIONAL COURTESY!!!!!

 

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Fargo

Joined Sep 2005

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• Nov 10, 2005

• #7

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... It is funny because I am currently sitting in a room full of law students listening to a lawyer go on and on about Miranda v. Arizona. :lol: :lurking: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

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dbrad4d

Joined Mar 2005

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Alabama

• Nov 10, 2005

• #8

Love lawyer jokes. Easy targets. :twisted:

Started watching Boston Legal last tv season. Get a real kick out of William Shatner and James Spader. Usually at the end of the show they're sitting out on a balcony off the office smoking cigars and having a drink.

 

vince

Joined Feb 2004

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159 Knobvue Drive Freedom Pa 15042

• Nov 10, 2005

• #9

there are only 3 real lawyer jokes, all the rest are true storys ! hahaha Enjoy, Vince

 

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USMC 6672

Joined Jun 2005

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NJ

• Nov 10, 2005

• #10

:lol:

 

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b540glenn

Joined Jun 2003

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Near Detroit, MI

• Nov 10, 2005

• #11

Two boys are standing in the lunch line at school. The first boy says, "My dad works in a refrigerator factory. What does your dad do?"

The second boy replies, "He's a lawyer."

"Honest?" asks the first.

"No, just a regular one"

 

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axegod75

Joined Jan 2005

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So Cal

• Nov 10, 2005

• #12

:lol:

 

Bikeman

Joined Oct 2005

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Central Canada, eh?

• Nov 10, 2005

• #13

What do you call a pile of lawyers on the bottom of the ocean/

A good start!