Need some serious help

According to Yahoo, the humidity in Boston right now is 62% and 61 degrees which is pretty good conditions for cigars. You could leave them out for a few hours and then stick em in a ziplock with a water pillow or other such thing. If you can't take them with you, and don't know anyone to give them to, I'm sure a few folks here would be glad to help you out.

Your in luck. I happen to have just started a new niche business. Cloudy's cigar rehab clinic. My rates are pretty low. Just send me your inventory and I will provide my services for free. It's all I can do for a fellow BOTL. :lol:

Seriously though...

I doubt you will be able to rehab those sticks by Thursday, as far as I know, thats a time consuming process usually best done with an oasis and the humidity slowly raised over a medium to long amount of time.

If I were you, I would order some 60% beads from Heartfelt and get a cooler. You mentioned that your stuff was pretty dry, maybe 60% would be a good spot to leave them at for now. When you get back you could try and raise the rh but for now thats what I would do. At least make sure that they are not going to dry out anymore. Heartfelt usually does a damn fine job shipping, you'd most likely have your stuff on Wednesday if you ordered before Monday morning.

Good luck brother and next time take better care of those sticks!