Oh woe is me

Joined Feb 2006
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We are now an anchor in Marmaris Turkey.

I spent half the day yesterday looking for some good cigars. Finally, a local merchant said, "yes, I know where you can get some good imported cigars," and told me how to get there. Down the street, over two blocks, through a back alley where I had no business being, and finally to the store he told me about.

I should have known just by looking at the store that this wasn't the type of place to carry a fine selection of Cubans, but hey, I'm in Turkey, what do I know. So, I go in.

"Yes, I have cigars my friend, let me show you," and he reaches under the counter to get the cigars.

He pulled out a package of Black and Tan and a package of White Owls.

I went and had a beer.

Hey, the merchant was right, The store had imported cigars.
 
Now those are some high quality smokes. Or smokes you can use to reroll and get high.
 
what no havatampas i'm shocked :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
 
At least they aren't making a movie about you like "Midnight Express"
 
Now that's funny! I know funny. There are two kinds of funny, funny ha ha and funny strange. That's funny ha ha and I'm funny strange. :hypercolor:
 
foodislife said:
Now that's funny! I know funny. There are two kinds of funny, funny ha ha and funny strange. That's funny ha ha and I'm funny strange. :hypercolor:

I think this is a classic example of Schadenfreude.