A farmer went out one day and bought a
brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop.
The new rooster struts over to the old
rooster and says, "OK old timer, time for
you to retire."
The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely
you cannot handle ALL of these hens. Look
what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?"
The young rooster says, "Beat it! You are
washed up and I am taking over.."
The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young
stud. I will race you around the farmhouse.
Whoever wins gets exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."
The young rooster laughs. "You know you
don't stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start."
The old rooster takes off running. About 15
seconds later the young rooster takes off
running after him. They round the front
porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters go running by.
He grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - he blows
the young rooster to bits.
The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,
"Damn.....third gay rooster I bought this month."
Moral of this story?
1) You don't get old being a fool!
2) Age, skill, and treachery will always
overcome youth and arrogance!
3) Don't mess with OLD TIMERS !
brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop.
The new rooster struts over to the old
rooster and says, "OK old timer, time for
you to retire."
The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely
you cannot handle ALL of these hens. Look
what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?"
The young rooster says, "Beat it! You are
washed up and I am taking over.."
The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young
stud. I will race you around the farmhouse.
Whoever wins gets exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."
The young rooster laughs. "You know you
don't stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start."
The old rooster takes off running. About 15
seconds later the young rooster takes off
running after him. They round the front
porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters go running by.
He grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - he blows
the young rooster to bits.
The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,
"Damn.....third gay rooster I bought this month."
Moral of this story?
1) You don't get old being a fool!
2) Age, skill, and treachery will always
overcome youth and arrogance!
3) Don't mess with OLD TIMERS !
