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A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At
one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no
answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he
took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back
of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found
that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic
message, "Genesis 3:10."
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in
gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the
door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the
garden and I was afraid for I was naked."
one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no
answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he
took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back
of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found
that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic
message, "Genesis 3:10."
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in
gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the
door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the
garden and I was afraid for I was naked."
