Peanuts (G)

Joined Oct 2006
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A man walked into a bar, sat down, and ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer, he heard a soothing voice say, "Nice tie." Looking around, he noticed that the bar was empty, except for himself and the bartender at the end of the bar. A few sips later, another voice said, "Beautiful shirt."
At this, the man called the bartender over. "Hey, I must be losing my mind," he told the bartender. "I keep hearing these voices saying nice things, and there's not a soul in here but us."
"It's the peanuts," answered the bartender.
"Say what?" replied the man in disbelief.
"You heard me," said the barkeep. "It's the peanuts... they're complimentary."
 
booooo!

thats so bad that im going to have to run out and tell all my friends.
 
Man walks into a bar, pulling a large peanut on a chain.

Bartender asks, "Why are you pulling that peanut."

Man gives bartender look like he's an idiot and sez, "Mack, you ever try to push one?"

Geoff
Who is ducking and covering out the door.
 
Pea nut

Pea, nut!

Why?

Your pants are on fire! :roll: