At a world brewing convention, the CEOs of various brewing organizations reitred to the bar at the end of each day's conference.
Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'Strylya, we make the best bladdy beer in the world, so pur me a bladdy Fosters, mate."
Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: "In the States, we brew the finest beers of teh world, and I make the king of them all, gimme a Bud."
Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer, ferdamt. Give me ein Becks, ya is der real King of beers, danke."
Paddy, CEO of Guinnes, steps forward: "Barman, would ya give me a diet coke with ice and lemon? Tanks."
All, including the bartender, stare at him in stupified silence with mouths hanging open! Eventually Bruce squeaks out: "Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?"
Paddy simpley replies: "Well, if you pansies ain't drinkin', then neither am I."
HAHAHAHA, i know it's a lengthy one but it's well worth reading!!!! Hope you all enjoy :mrgreen: :thumbsup:
Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'Strylya, we make the best bladdy beer in the world, so pur me a bladdy Fosters, mate."
Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: "In the States, we brew the finest beers of teh world, and I make the king of them all, gimme a Bud."
Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer, ferdamt. Give me ein Becks, ya is der real King of beers, danke."
Paddy, CEO of Guinnes, steps forward: "Barman, would ya give me a diet coke with ice and lemon? Tanks."
All, including the bartender, stare at him in stupified silence with mouths hanging open! Eventually Bruce squeaks out: "Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?"
Paddy simpley replies: "Well, if you pansies ain't drinkin', then neither am I."
HAHAHAHA, i know it's a lengthy one but it's well worth reading!!!! Hope you all enjoy :mrgreen: :thumbsup:
