Saddam's Obituary:
All the obits written about Saddam were incomplete. All left out a
complete listing of all his surviving sons and daughters. A corrected
paragraph follows:
He was predeceased by two sons, Uday and Qusay, and is survived by 15 sons:
Sooflay, a restauranteur;
Guday, who lives in Australia;
Huray, a sports fanatic;
Sashay, who is gay;
Kuntay and Kintay, twins living in Africa;
Sayhay, a baseball player;
Ojay, a stalker and murderer;
Gulay, a singer and entertainer;
Ebay, an internet entrepreneur;
Biliray, a country music star;
Ecksray, a radiologist;
Puray, a manufacturer of kitchen blenders;
Raygay, who lives in Jamaica;
and Tupay, who is bald,
and by seven daughters:
Lattay, a coffee-shop owner;
Bufay, a big eater;
Dushay, owner of a feminine-care-products company;
Phayray, an actress;
Sapheway, a grocery store owner;
Ollay, who lives in Mexico;
and Gudlay, a prostitute.
There is reportedly another surviving son, Oyvay, but he has been
disowned by the family.
All the obits written about Saddam were incomplete. All left out a
complete listing of all his surviving sons and daughters. A corrected
paragraph follows:
He was predeceased by two sons, Uday and Qusay, and is survived by 15 sons:
Sooflay, a restauranteur;
Guday, who lives in Australia;
Huray, a sports fanatic;
Sashay, who is gay;
Kuntay and Kintay, twins living in Africa;
Sayhay, a baseball player;
Ojay, a stalker and murderer;
Gulay, a singer and entertainer;
Ebay, an internet entrepreneur;
Biliray, a country music star;
Ecksray, a radiologist;
Puray, a manufacturer of kitchen blenders;
Raygay, who lives in Jamaica;
and Tupay, who is bald,
and by seven daughters:
Lattay, a coffee-shop owner;
Bufay, a big eater;
Dushay, owner of a feminine-care-products company;
Phayray, an actress;
Sapheway, a grocery store owner;
Ollay, who lives in Mexico;
and Gudlay, a prostitute.
There is reportedly another surviving son, Oyvay, but he has been
disowned by the family.
