Oh, I know, and you're going to name the place after your wife, except your wife will never be allowed in, because all the guys in the club will be wanting to hit on her, even if she walked in wearing a tent and a dutch oven on her head!!!
Hey Capt, where's ya wife, I t'ought dis place wuz named afta her, you don' 'llow her in da club, whuts wit dat?
Well Gus, it's precisely because of guys like you that she's not allowed in here. Just imagine Gus, YOU times 50!!! You want your wife walkin' into your club?
You gots a point dere, Capt. I wouldn' wan' no mug like me hittin' on my old lady, dats fer shure!!! :cryinlaugh: