A drunk is sitting in a bar. He suddenly gets up and runs to the mens room to throw up. He doesn't quite make it and most of the vomit ends up on his shirt. He sits back down on his stool and says to the guy next to him "My wife is gonna kill me."
The guy next to him says " Take a twenty dollar bill and put it in your shirt pocket. Tell your wife that the guy next to you threw up on you and slipped the $20 in your pocket to pay for the shirt."
So the drunk goes home and his wife hits the ceiling when she sees his shirt.
He says "Calm down, the guy next to me threw up all over me. But he slipped a $20 in my pocket to pay for the shirt."
His wife reaches over and pulls the money out of his pocket.
"Wait a minute," she says, "there are two twenty dollar bills in here."
The drunk says, "Oh yeah, the other $20 is from the guy that crapped in my pants."
The guy next to him says " Take a twenty dollar bill and put it in your shirt pocket. Tell your wife that the guy next to you threw up on you and slipped the $20 in your pocket to pay for the shirt."
So the drunk goes home and his wife hits the ceiling when she sees his shirt.
He says "Calm down, the guy next to me threw up all over me. But he slipped a $20 in my pocket to pay for the shirt."
His wife reaches over and pulls the money out of his pocket.
"Wait a minute," she says, "there are two twenty dollar bills in here."
The drunk says, "Oh yeah, the other $20 is from the guy that crapped in my pants."
