Here is my day:
Woke up and went to work. Was told by the guy letting me into the house I had to be there at 10:00 because he was doing me a favor. Its 10:15 and HE hasn't showed up yet. I call him and he forgot... I finally get started working at 11:00. Call from my boss, he added a job at 4:00 to put up 7 verticle blinds. That means I'll be working till 8:00. It starts pouring rain now I'm soaking wet. I have to cancel a dinner with this girl cause this job will take too long. Get there and get more wet, somehow work fast and get done at 6:00. Traffic is terrible from the rain, I don't get home till 7:00. Light up a cigar and start to dry off! Car alarm starts going off and I jump up. Its going crazy and won't stop going off, even while I drive it away from my house because my neighbors are all yelling for me to shut the F@$%^^# thing off. Stand in a parking lot in the pouring rain trying to get the power cord off with a tiny pair of pliers for 15 mins with the most shrill car alarm going off non-stop. Finally get it done, walk home about a mile in the pouring rain. Sit down and start writing this... because I know that the Steelers are going to lose, thats the only thing left that could go wrong for me today.
Woke up and went to work. Was told by the guy letting me into the house I had to be there at 10:00 because he was doing me a favor. Its 10:15 and HE hasn't showed up yet. I call him and he forgot... I finally get started working at 11:00. Call from my boss, he added a job at 4:00 to put up 7 verticle blinds. That means I'll be working till 8:00. It starts pouring rain now I'm soaking wet. I have to cancel a dinner with this girl cause this job will take too long. Get there and get more wet, somehow work fast and get done at 6:00. Traffic is terrible from the rain, I don't get home till 7:00. Light up a cigar and start to dry off! Car alarm starts going off and I jump up. Its going crazy and won't stop going off, even while I drive it away from my house because my neighbors are all yelling for me to shut the F@$%^^# thing off. Stand in a parking lot in the pouring rain trying to get the power cord off with a tiny pair of pliers for 15 mins with the most shrill car alarm going off non-stop. Finally get it done, walk home about a mile in the pouring rain. Sit down and start writing this... because I know that the Steelers are going to lose, thats the only thing left that could go wrong for me today.
