A nothern salesman has to visit a little town in Texas. After setteling in is hotel he decide's to go to the lounge to unwind with a drink or two, and have some dinner.
The waiter comes up and ask's what he would like to drink and he order's the small beer. The waiter comes back with his beer, but it is so big, it's sit's on the floor. He will have to tip it slightly to get a sip. He tell's the waiter he ordered the small beer. The young man tell's the salesman, "that is the smallest beer they serve, Everything is big in Texas".
After a few pulls on the beer he order's the petite steak, knowing everything is big in Texas. The steak is served and it's the biggest piece of meat this guy has ever seen on one plate or platter. The meat is hanging off the sides of the plate about 3 inches thick. He tells his waiter he ordered the petite steak. Again he hears,,,"everything is big in Texas". So he eat's all he can and drinks a good portion of his beer.
Having to go to the men's room now, he asks the waiter where the men's room is. " You go down the hall, it will be the 3'rd door on the right". Being a about 2 sheets in the wind from that small beer, he goes down the hall but goes into the 3'rd door on the left, which is the swimming pool, coming back to the surface he starts yelling"DON"T FLUSH IT,,,,,DON"T FLUSH IT!!!!!!
The waiter comes up and ask's what he would like to drink and he order's the small beer. The waiter comes back with his beer, but it is so big, it's sit's on the floor. He will have to tip it slightly to get a sip. He tell's the waiter he ordered the small beer. The young man tell's the salesman, "that is the smallest beer they serve, Everything is big in Texas".
After a few pulls on the beer he order's the petite steak, knowing everything is big in Texas. The steak is served and it's the biggest piece of meat this guy has ever seen on one plate or platter. The meat is hanging off the sides of the plate about 3 inches thick. He tells his waiter he ordered the petite steak. Again he hears,,,"everything is big in Texas". So he eat's all he can and drinks a good portion of his beer.
Having to go to the men's room now, he asks the waiter where the men's room is. " You go down the hall, it will be the 3'rd door on the right". Being a about 2 sheets in the wind from that small beer, he goes down the hall but goes into the 3'rd door on the left, which is the swimming pool, coming back to the surface he starts yelling"DON"T FLUSH IT,,,,,DON"T FLUSH IT!!!!!!
