A cab driver picks up an elderly looking nun. After telling the cab driver where to go the driver pulls into taffic and heads to the location. Looking up the nun sees that the cab driver is staring at her in the rearview mirrow. This puzzles the nun but she doesn't think much of it and goes about her wait in the back.
After a while she looks up again and sees him still staring at her in the mirror. This time she decides to speak up and asks, "What is it my son that causes you to look at me so?." Frightened by her reply he answers, "I cannot tell you." The nun replies, "My son, with all of the time I have in this profession there is nothing you cannot tell me." Put at ease the driver relpies, "Its just that all my life I've had a fantasy about kissing a nun." Shocked she sits back without a reply.
After a minute or so she sits up and says, "My son, I will fulfill your fantasy under two conditions, the first you must be single, and the second, you must be catholic." He replies, "Well I'm single and I'm Catholic" and pulls over the taxi. He opens the window and she leans forward and proceeds to kiss him full on the mouth with a very deep kiss. After she sits back in her seat the cab driver starts to become visibly upset. He looks at her and cries out, "I'm going to hell, I've lied to a nun! I'm actually Jewish and married."
The nun looks at him and says, "You're may be going to hell but not for lying to a nun, my name's really Kevin and I was headed to a Halloween party."
After a while she looks up again and sees him still staring at her in the mirror. This time she decides to speak up and asks, "What is it my son that causes you to look at me so?." Frightened by her reply he answers, "I cannot tell you." The nun replies, "My son, with all of the time I have in this profession there is nothing you cannot tell me." Put at ease the driver relpies, "Its just that all my life I've had a fantasy about kissing a nun." Shocked she sits back without a reply.
After a minute or so she sits up and says, "My son, I will fulfill your fantasy under two conditions, the first you must be single, and the second, you must be catholic." He replies, "Well I'm single and I'm Catholic" and pulls over the taxi. He opens the window and she leans forward and proceeds to kiss him full on the mouth with a very deep kiss. After she sits back in her seat the cab driver starts to become visibly upset. He looks at her and cries out, "I'm going to hell, I've lied to a nun! I'm actually Jewish and married."
The nun looks at him and says, "You're may be going to hell but not for lying to a nun, my name's really Kevin and I was headed to a Halloween party."
