Joined Jan 2006
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Northern California
I have been going to the dentist since I was 5. Many of us remember the drill and the WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR and OK Spit, and open a bit wider and "why did you wait so long?" and "this may Hurt a bit, you may feel a little sting", and "Nurse, hand me that one with the sharp freaking point!!!!!!!!!!"
I have always hated going to the dentist. Yeah because of the money, Heck I paid two orthodontists and my wife has this deep cleaning every 4 months. The guy owns a piece of my house. I have no dental insurance so it comes out of that empty pocket I use to buy cigars. Erks me everytime. So I'm eating this freaking peanut, yeah peanut, the other night and "CRACK" goes this Bi-cuspid. Filled about 35 years ago and now it's trash. The tooth fella says, " I think you should just have that pulled because even if I rebuild it all you will have is a $3,000 weak tooth. If you pull it I can put a permanant one in there and life is good". So off to the Oral Surgeon I go and get the gas and lose that tooth that I have had for 49 years. He's a nice fella that charges $250 plus $60 for the gas. Yeah ok. So then I go back to the guy that owns more of my house than I do, he says, " Oh boy, You're healing really good, now that permanant implant is going to cost around $3,500 smackers but first we need to do a few other things". I say, " a few other things?" ( Like a dumb arse ) He says, " Yeah I need to clean and fill and take x-rays and build and " here, this may sting a little bit" and " so how many cigars do you smoke?" and " you are not going to able to smoke for a couple of weeks after the implant" and " By the way, when can I move in??"
A long story short, Brush your teeth often. Use dental floss. Get your teeth cleaned on a regular basis and most important of all, DON'T GIVE YOUR ADDRESS TO THE DENTIST!!!!!!!!!!!
I have always hated going to the dentist. Yeah because of the money, Heck I paid two orthodontists and my wife has this deep cleaning every 4 months. The guy owns a piece of my house. I have no dental insurance so it comes out of that empty pocket I use to buy cigars. Erks me everytime. So I'm eating this freaking peanut, yeah peanut, the other night and "CRACK" goes this Bi-cuspid. Filled about 35 years ago and now it's trash. The tooth fella says, " I think you should just have that pulled because even if I rebuild it all you will have is a $3,000 weak tooth. If you pull it I can put a permanant one in there and life is good". So off to the Oral Surgeon I go and get the gas and lose that tooth that I have had for 49 years. He's a nice fella that charges $250 plus $60 for the gas. Yeah ok. So then I go back to the guy that owns more of my house than I do, he says, " Oh boy, You're healing really good, now that permanant implant is going to cost around $3,500 smackers but first we need to do a few other things". I say, " a few other things?" ( Like a dumb arse ) He says, " Yeah I need to clean and fill and take x-rays and build and " here, this may sting a little bit" and " so how many cigars do you smoke?" and " you are not going to able to smoke for a couple of weeks after the implant" and " By the way, when can I move in??"
A long story short, Brush your teeth often. Use dental floss. Get your teeth cleaned on a regular basis and most important of all, DON'T GIVE YOUR ADDRESS TO THE DENTIST!!!!!!!!!!!