There you go again Kevin, mis-quoting me.
I said, and I quote, (correctly) "IF you were to ever send me a PIF I am sure it would change my life into something more wonderful..." blah blah blah.
Please notice the all important IF, cuz I still be waitin' on dat PIF.
And Dave, kids are AMAZING creatures that make you aware of your own mortality and more alive at the same time. Really make you think about important and eternal things.
like... how in the world am I going to get all of this poop out of my carpet?